‘Miss Timed’ and ‘Miss Judged’ are two firm but fair sports-day adjudicators.
Impeccably dressed and determined to keep all fun and games in order, their clipped horse race style commentary, even on the most banal of activity or passers-by, is witty and razor sharp.
A range of daft time trials and silly races are backed by live tannoy announcements, score cards and ridiculous medal ceremonies.
Everything is a race and a challenge and everyone is encouraged to go for gold.
Wandering around Donegall Place, Castle Lane and Cathedral Quarter throughout the Festival
Also find them outdoors at The National Grande Cafe or The Dirty Onion sometime between 5pm-6pm